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The Fastest
Dad
Three young lads were
boasting about how fast their dads were.
The first one said, “My
Dad is an archer and he can shoot an arrow, run after it and catch it before it
gets to the target.”
The second one said,
“My dad is a policeman
and he can shoot his revolver, run after the bullet and catch in his teeth
before it gets to the target.”
The third one said,
“My Dad beats both of
yours. He’s a longshoreman, and he can work a full 8 to 5 shift and get home
at noon!”
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