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How to Kill an Organization
(Or Union, or Pension Club)
1. Do
not by any means attend any meetings.
2. If
you do happen to attend, for whatever reason, be sure to leave before the
meeting is over.
3. The
next day, find fault with the officers and committees and make sure that you
tell other people.
4. Don’t
take part in any of the organizations affairs.
5. Be
sure that you sit in the back so you can talk to someone. That way they will not
know what is going on either.
6. Get
all that the organization will give you, but don’t give anything in return.
7. Never
ask anyone if they would like to join. They might enjoy it.
8. Talk
cooperation but don’t you cooperate yourself!
9. If
asked to help on anything, always say that you would like to if only you had the
time, or that you are having company and they would not want to come.
10.
Never accept an office. It is hard to criticize an officer if you are one.
11. If
appointed to a committee, never give any time or service to the committee. That
will fix them!
Never do anything more than you have to, and when
others willingly and unselfishly use their ability and skills to help the cause
along, howl that the organization is run by a clique!
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